Kluge. It sounds like loogie, but with a K. 

Likes: Editorial design, Diet Coke, singing showtunes at the top of my lungs, endless carbs, cheering on the Michigan State Spartans, looking on the bright side, NCIS marathons, Midwestern summers, Target, Chick-fil-A breakfast, cycling to the beat, the Bachelor and that moment when you get over 11 likes on Instagram.

Dislikes: People who don't like Beyonce.